I know I haven’t used this blog in ages! But that’s a good thing for me really….
But anyways, I just went to link a friend of mine here for a description of what a colonoscopy is like, and it doesn’t seem like I ever even wrote about it. So here it is:
Quick summary - a colonoscopy is not that bad. Sure it’s a bit awkward to just lie there while they stick a camera up your butt, but you have a nurse there just to make sure that you’re not freaking out. I don’t remember it being painful and if you try to view it scientifically it’s a really interesting experience seeing your insides on the screen.
The main thing that sux is the preparation.
Firstly, you have to drink only clear liquids beforehand. In my case they weren’t sure when I would be able to fit into the schedule so I ended up on clear liquids only for over 24 hours which was even worse because I’d just started on prednisone and had my appetite back for the first time in a month.
Secondly you have to drink this stuff that clears you out. The stuff they gave me said “ginger and lemon flavoured” - for starters, that’s not a flavour I’d ever consider using and also, it was disgusting. Worse, I was having a lot of trouble keeping certain things down still (milk was coming straight back up for example) so I vomited up my first lot (just as my roommates family arrived) and then I had to drink another lot! If you’re not having trouble keeping things down then this wouldn’t be quite so bad.
After that my lovely diarrhea turned into clear liquid. It was quite bizarre actually. Again, if you don’t have diarrhea making you go 10+ times a day, probably not so bad.
Then they give you this underwear that’s supposed to be one size fits all, and has ties on either side - like a big nappy :P The best thing is that really it seems to be HUGE size and it’s pretty much impossible to tie it in a way where it will stay up. Hilarious really :P Luckily, I didn’t have to leave my bed after I’d put it on.
Like I said, the colonoscopy is mostly awkward and a little bit of discomfort. There’s a nurse there who’s just standing by the whole time to make sure you’re alright. When I had it, they showed the output of the camera up my butt on the big screen. It was pretty clear to me straight away how sick I was.
I think they don’t always do this but for me they took some biopsies as well. That means they chopped out some tiny little bits to examine. That was actually my favourite part. The doctor would say “cut”, then I’d see the little clippers on screen move and feel a tiny little something in my stomach. I should add that it wasn’t painful and I found it cool seeing how it all connected.
The couple of times after when I went to the bathroom I poohed straight blood. But again, I was incredibly sick at the time and they had been cutting little bits out of me so it’s not that surprising. If you’re not quite so sick you probably don’t need to worry about that.
To be honest I’m kind of looking forward to my next colonoscopy - from a scientific point of view at least, to see what difference it makes not being near death. I’m meant to be having one soon so I don’t have long to wait :)